What is the Tetraflux you ask? If only I knew…

Some say it’s little creatures that live on atoms like we live on earth.
Some say it’s a beast with a cloaking device spawn from the underground.
Some say it’s an organism out of pure energy.
Some say it’s all in your head.
Some say it’s female.

Questions I ask myself are:
Is it alive?
Is it made out of dark matter?
Is it even a carbon based life form?
Is it aware of the troubles it causes?

All I know so far, it messes with my work.